Online Gossip King Ted Casablanca is Getting Gay-Married
[Thanks, Ioanna~!]
[Queerty picks up this story]
Online Gossip King Ted Casablanca is Getting Gay-Married to his partner, Jon Powell!
Ted: Stop it! We're all so happy for you, you're making us cry, here--serious~! Plus: do you know how much I had to edit your text until it was in English? :-D
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"[He] got all... [romantic] when [they] were on a deserted Hawaiian beach. ...He proposed. And I do mean marriage... And guess what? I said yes. So, get ready, Ah-nuld, you homo-bashing big-hair. Since the California legislature approved gay marriage, only to be vetoed by [you], I suspect my attention to your sorry and sagging behind will only increase during my engagement. 'Cause a gossip columnist can't live by love alone..."
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PS: No, Miss Thang "P*r*z H*lt*n" is neither the King, the Queen, nor the Dowager Empress of gossip. Ted always has and always will rule this scene.


1 comments:
Ted writes to the stony_curtis blog:
"Hey S.-C.,
Thanks so much! Really appreciate your good wishes and writings, I'm
very touched, as is Jon. People are really being quite lovely. Who the
hell knew nice folks were still around?
Very best,
TC"
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