G-d Does Not Like Dick Cheney Very Much, It Appears

G-d does not really like Dick Cheney very much, it seems:
First he has to go into an undisclosed location to hide, then he has a heart attack, his lesbian daughter gets married and pregnant, he shoots a man in the face when grouse hunting, he gave an interview last week and insisted he be called a "highly-placed administration official", he narrowly avoids losing his life in Iraq to a car bomb, and he just got taken to the hospital because he has a blood clot in his leg, and now his former chief of staff is guilty of leaking information and blocking an inquiry.

[UPDATE: Google search on whatever G-d-foresaken business is happening to Dick Cheney now.]